My Hubby Is A Dork!

• Husband: On lunch now.
• Me: Yum Yum
• Me: What are you doing?
• Husband: Watching the news again.
• Me: Lol. Anything interesting?
• Husband: 7 football players from mcminnville high school need surgery on their arms because they've been living at the school for the past week training and weight lifting 3 times a day.
• Me: What the freak they are getting surgery for what?
• Husband: To add an extra muscle to their arms so they can get even stronger.
• Me: Okay freakin weird. I thought they were getting surgery cuz they were hurt. Psycho much lol.
• Husband: Lol i was kidding, u cant add a muscle babe.. They all did get hurt so they are getting surgery.
• Me: You loser!
• Husband: They were all rushed to the hospital. I don't know how they all could have been stupid enough to get hurt. They had to get emergency surgery to relieve the swelling in their arms.
• Me: Maybe they worked out too hard and the muscle was growing out of control.
• Husband: Or they pulled it..but back to work now.
• Me: Okay love you honey!